Answer the door

Rising from your comfortable position on your bean bag chair you cautiously approach the door. Peeking through the peephole you see that it a UPS worker. An incredibly hot UPS delivery worker. Her name is Shannon, and she also happens to live three doors down from you. You might not have remembered expect for the pert double d's firmly stretching out her delivery outfit. Not to mention the shorts that were dangerously high exposing long smooth legs. You are so distracted staring through the peephole that with a sigh she begins to turn away.

Quickly you whip open the door surprising her and yourself, but not so much you cannot appreciate the way her shorts cling so tightly to her skin. Stunned by your own impetuousness you are at a loss for words
"uh, um hi"
she turns back around and flashes a smile
"hey, hows it going?"
Startled again you respond with only "good, its good"
she smiles again but you kick yourself inwardly wishing you could think of something smarter to say. She goes on
"Anyway ive got a package here you've got to sign for"
"oh, uh ok cool" as she hands you the pen your fingers brush for a moment. you sign the document lost in thought.

"alrighty, perrfect" she smiles again, and hands you a large brown cardboard box.
"well i guess i will be seeing you around, later!' you watch as she leaves, then focus your attention on the box in front of you. Bringing it to the kitchen table you read the front of it.

"TO THE ATTENTION OF MR.HYDE"

That was all. You realize now that this probly isn't your mail at all, but rather someone with a similar name. Still people have spelled your name that way before by accident, so it could be meant for you too.