Another GAME

"Wait!" you bark. You can feel an enigmatic **** working its way into your legs already, compelling them to open. "Let's play another GAME! If I win, I get to keep my virginity. If you win..."

You aren't sure what to offer him. Whatever he wants would no doubt make your situation even worse, but at this point you're running on adrenaline and desperation.

Before you can think further, however, he simply tuts and shakes his head.

"Can't do that. The rules state that once you lose a GAME to someone, you can't challenge them again for 24 hours."

Drat. Drat! You'd forgotten about that.

"Of course," he continues, "I could still challenge you to another GAME, if I wanted to." He then gives the smuggest shrug you've ever seen, blurry or otherwise. "But why would I want to do that?"