Angelina Jolie in a reverse Lolita remake

John thought about all the hot actresses in the world. "Well, if I'm going to have a hot costar, she might as well be the hottest girl around. I want Angelina Jolie."

"And what kind of movie do you want to be in?" asked the voice.

A mischievous grin tugged at the corners of John's mouth. "Well, people have always told me I look really young. That usually sucks and it encourages assholes to pick on me. This time, maybe I can actually use that. I want to be in a version of Lolita where the gender roles are switched. A super sexy, extra racy version."

"So," began the voice, "your wish is to star as a young man seducing the older Angelina Jolie. Is that correct?"

"Yes, that's correct."

Everything changed. Instead of a courtroom, John now stood in a classroom. Again, various actors milled about, reading scripts and going over their lines, except this time most of them were dressed as students, like him. At the back of the room the director argued with a cameraman.

"No, you can't shoot from the back of the room. Getting the whole room in frame isn't as important as getting Ms. Jolie when she walks in."

"Is there a problem, guys?"

John turned around and saw her as she walked in. Angelina Jolie. She had on a gray skirt that fit tight around her terrific ass but loosened as it went down below her knees. Her white blouse looked crisp and businesslike, but also hugged her obvious curves. She looked gorgeous.

Angelina walked over to the school desk he was sitting in and put a hand on his shoulder. "Ready for our first scene?"

John gave her a thumbs up sign, knowing it was cheesy but unable to stop. "You bet!!!"

Angelina winked at him, then walked to the front of the set, swaying her hips seductively.

"Okay everyone, get ready," shouted the director. "We're starting in two minutes."

"Oh crap," thought John. "I don't know my lines or anything."