And the worst

Dan took the next address, in the suburbs, and drove there. He arrived to a house with a large garden and knocked at the door. The place seemed to be taken care well, but also had vibes of unorganized chaos. The door opened on a middle aged woman with long hairs and loose clothes. Inside had a large amount of plants and stuffs with crystals, and hand made items.

"Hi, I called earlier for a problem of cursed object." He explained.

"Ah, yes, come in." She said showing the door. "Do you want some tea ?"

"Uh, no thanks." Dan answered as he went inside.

He then sat on a sofa, next to three cats. And explained why he was there. The woman listened with a poker face.

"My fees will be 500$, 300 now, 200 when the ritual will be done." She finally said.

"You can do it ?" Asked Dan.

"I'm not sure, I'll see where I'll get there. But I think the planets are in a good alignment to have a good chance. I'll bring my best cleansing crystals."

Dan had serious doubts about the legitimacy of all of that, but he was kind of **** and he was pressed for time. He took 300 dollars and gave it to the woman.

"Can you do this tonight ?"

The woman seemed thoughtful. "I'll need at least three days, if you want me to do this tonight, it'll be 200 more dollars."

Dan frowned, but gave 200 more nonetheless.

The woman prepared a bag and they headed to Dan and Ann's apartment. Ann opened the door with just a night gown.

"Oh, hi, missy, Danny-boo didn't tell me he was, like, bringing some fun !" She said.

The exorcist stayed a moment, shocked, like she just understood how bad it was.

"Hi... I'm Fiona, I'm here to help you with your curse." She finally said.

"My curse ? Oh, yeah ! I forgot, silly me ! Sure ! Come in !"

The woman then prepared in the living room some dry plants, candles, crystals, and asked Ann to sit in the middle. She then started to sing with metal bowls and a tuning fork. Dan left the room for a moment, things seemed to take a while.

But when he came back, he could hear moaning and found Ann, her face buried between the exorcist legs.

"What are you doing ?" He yelled.

"Oh, hey babe ! Wanna, like, join ?" Asked him Ann