An honest-to-god pornstar!

"I hired an honest-to-god pornstar for you to fuck, John! Not a huge name, mind you, I'm not rich, but she's pretty popular," Gary said as he continued to grin at you. "In fact, if I"m not mistaken, by the amout of her videos you have saved on your computer, she's one of your favorites."

"A real pornstar," you ask, "and one of my favorites? Is it..." Before you can finish your question, Gary dashes out of the room to answer the door. You chase after him and you catch up with him as he reaches the door. "You don't mean... you got..." You really are at a loss for words trying to comprehend what you friend has told you.

"I did," Gary says as he turns the doorknob and whips open the door. "John, Meet..."