An evening in the park

Joe, Burt and Frank were sat on a bench looking impatient.

"Is Kirsty coming then?" asked Frank as he looked at his watch.

"She's not allowed," replied Burt, the fatter of the three old men, with his arms folded almost sulkily.

"What do you mean 'she's not allowed'?" yelled Frank. "She's a grown woman isn't she?"

"Her husband came home early the other day when we were going at it," Burt looked slightly pleased with himself as he told the story. "Told him I was her great uncle or some bollocks. Think we got away with it but she didn't want to push it too much for now."

"You're a fucking idiot at times, Burt." Frank just shook his head at his friend before checking his watch again. "Why'd she want to meet here anyway?"

"What's wrong with the park?" asked Burt.

"Bit public, isn't it?" replied Frank.

"It's late at night," answered Burt as he sat back. "You only get weirdos in the park at this time."

"Well that explains why you're here," retorted his friend. "What if someone's just out walking their dog and they see your fat arse bouncing up and down? Could scar them for life."

"They're here," declared Joe suddenly, breaking the other two away from their conversation.

They jumped up and stared in the direction Joe was facing. Coming towards them was Leanne in a hot little dress along with a very sexy young girl they hadn't seen before.

"Hey, guys." said Leanne with a flirty smile as she greeted them all with a kiss. "Hope you haven't been waiting too long."

"For you, it's worth the wait." replied Burt, his usual borderline slimy style at work.

"Who's your friend?" asked Frank eagerly.

"Oh, this is Nikki," answered Leanne, showing off the young girl. "She's 19!"