An employee

You were looking for a job that only a neko such as yourself could do. While browsing an obscure website that displayed jobs exclusively for nekos, something considered racist by many people, you saw the banner ad for Fluffy Tail. It sounded too good to be true, a cafe that had an almost entirely neko staff. And if the ad was anything to go by, you would also be engaging in some taboo acts with humans.

You've never dated a human before, your parents would have disowned you if you had. Only other catpeople, but now you had the opportunity to spend a lot of time around humans who are paying for your attention!

"Your destination is on the right." The map app on your phone said. You pulled to a stop and looked out the right window. The cafe did not look any better in person. A dingy little brick building underneath a bridge. Graffiti covered the walls and curtains that were clearly fighting a losing battle with moths hung in the windows. Right above the door hung a sign, slightly tilted.

"Fluffy Tail Cat Cafe"

Nearly hyperventilating in excitement, you step out of your car and walk up to the building, checking for anyone on the street before you hit the door with a shaky fist.

"What d'ya want?" A voice said after several seconds. It was someone clearly doing a fake Italian mobster accent.

"I um... I want to see the cafe? And maybe get a job. If you're hiring. Please." You said to the man on the other side of the door.

"You a man or a cat?" The voice asked.

"I'm a neko sir."

The voice disappeared and you thought you had said something wrong, but much to your relief a series of locks were undone on the other side of the door. It swung open revealing a tall, handsome catman in a pinstrip suit. Jet black ears and tail, as well as a thick head of hair that was gelled back. This fellow neko said nothing as he looked you over, taking in your every detail.