An attractive womyn

You see the womyn before she sees you, but honestly it wouldn't have mattered if she saw you first as, apparently, either she is just as daring as you or something very strange is going on. She is completely naked too. That surprises you, but what surprises you more is that you somehow knew that she would be naked. After all, as far as you know, womyn never wear clothes in public. It takes a few seconds for you to realize that your thought is rather foreign to you. You shake your head to clear it of the strange thought as the womyn walks passed you. She stops for a moment and looks back at you.

Fearing you are going to be yelled at for being so disgusting as to be naked in the hallway (clearly forgot that she is naked too, did you Sport?), you cringe noticeably. She merely chuckles at you then says, "locked out huh? I know how that can be. You just need to go down to the lobby. They will be more than happy to let you into your room."

You look VERY confused for a moment before her words register in your brain. You stutter out a response and turn to head down to the lobby. You are far too shocked by the interaction to remember that you are still naked. Her nudity still does not register in your head due to her not freaking out about YOUR nudity. She waves as she goes into her room and shuts the door. You wave slightly as you stumble over to the elevator numbly and push the down button. Once the elevator arrives, you step in and push the button for the lobby.

You are still reeling from the interaction with the hot lady. The elevator takes no more than a couple minutes to reach the lobby. Stepping out, you see that it is not just the womyn who are naked. While their are not many people awake at this hour, you do notice that almost no one is actually wearing any clothes. You begin to wonder if there is some sort of nudist convention at the hotel. Shaking your head slowly, you make your way over to the main desk. You see that the desk is currently unmanned. You reach over to the bell on the desk and ring it.

A moment later, the desk person steps up to the desk from a back room. You notice that this person is also naked as the day they were born. Your momentary shock is interrupted when the desk clerk clears his throat. You realize that you came down here for a reason. Clearing YOUR throat, you start to explain the situation. After hearing your explanation, the clerk rings for a bellboy. the clerk tells you that the bellboy will escort you back to your room and let you into the room. The clerk assures you that your clothes have been disposed of in accordance with hotel policy. You thank him and follow the admittedly attractive bell-girl back up to your room.

It takes you a moment to notice that you are following a young woman rather than the young man you thought you were following. You put that issue to the back of your mind as you have bigger issues to deal with. For one thing, you can't figure out why you were down in the lobby naked in the first place. Sure, you locked yourself out of your room, but why are you naked? Second, why wouldn't you be naked? Isn't everybody naked all the time? Third, when did you last have a penis? Yours seems to have disappeared. Then again, you can't really remember ever having one. Of course, you no longer remember what word it was that you were thinking of.

"How strange," you think as you arrive at your room. The woman opens the door for you and helps you to crawl into your room. You giggle childishly as you look up at her appreciatively. Wait! Look UP at her?! Wasn't she shorter than you in the lobby? Hmm. No. She couldn't have been shorter than you.