An... Elf appears?

An Elf Appears

You sit upright in bed as a humanoid figure materialises out of thin air in your bedroom. What the fuck? You reach for your bedside lamp and turn it on.

Whoever or whatever it is looks like a man about your age, though at only about five feet tall, his height makes him seem younger. His hair is white as snow and his bright green eyes narrow as he glares at you. He's wearing what looks like a leather harness of ivy-green straps that frame his lean but defined chest and a pair of tight leather shorts in the same green shade. The straps of his harness are held together with shiny gold rings and links. A green Santa hat with red fur trim sits on his head, and you notice his ears have a distinctive pointedness. An... Elf?

"Louis Alcott," the Elf says menacingly as he advances towards you. He stops at the foot of your bed and produces a little black book and a fountain pen. He begins to write in the book. "Let's get you on my Naughty List. Shall we say... you've been a real asshole to your family every Christmas for the last twenty years?"