Alter Partner

After a few minutes of consideration you decide to click "Alter Partner". Immediately a new screen pops up, showing you her stats.

General stats of Partner listed as follows, please edit accordingly to desires:

Sex: Female
General Figure Type: Triangle
Muscle Tone: Very Light
Sexual Orientation: Straight
General Sexual Responsiveness with Objects: 2/10
General Sexual Responsiveness with Humans: 3/10
Sexual Responsiveness with User: 3/10
General Sex Drive: 3/10
Sex Drive with User: 3/10
General Submissiveness: 2/10
Submissiveness with User: 4/10
General Sexual Submissiveness: 4/10
Sexual Submissiveness with User: 3/10
Love towards User: 8/10
Loyalty for User: 7/10
Jealousy regarding User and other sexual Partners: 9/10
Breast Size: 250 cc (32A)
Body Hair: Light
Pubic Hair: Middle
Hair Length: 14 inches
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Intelligence: Slightly above Average

Specific Sexual Responsiveness of single body parts
(These will be multiplied with one tenth of the respective general stats)
Vagina: 6/10
Anal: 1/10
Mouth/Throat: 0/10
Breasts: 2/10
Nipples: 4/10

You click continue and the following options show up:

Sex: Male, Female, Hermaphrodite?
General Figure Type: Triangle, inverted Trinagle, Rectangle, Hourglass, Round?
Muscle Tone: None, Very Light, Light, Fit (just barely visible), Very Fit, Buff, Very Buff
Sexual Orientation: Straight, Bisexual, Homosexual, Homosexual with User as exception?
General Sexual Responsiveness with Objects: 0-10/10?
General Sexual Responsiveness with Humans: 0-10/10?
Sexual Responsiveness with User: 0-10/10?
General Sex Drive: 0-10/10?
Sex Drive with User: 0-10/10?
General Submissiveness: 0-10/10?
Submissiveness with User: 0-10/10?
General Sexual Submissiveness: 0-10/10?
Sexual Submissiveness with User: 0-10/10?
Love towards User: 0-10/10?
Loyalty for User: 0-10/10?
Jealousy regarding User and other sexual Partners: 0-10/10?
Breast Size: 0 cc - 5000 cc?
Body Hair: None, Light, Middle, Thick?
Pubic Hair: None, Light, Middle, Thick?
Hair Length: 0 - 72 inches?
Hair Color: text input
Eye Color: text input
Intelligence: text input
Specific Sexual Responsiveness of single body parts
(These will be multiplied with one tenth of the respective general stats)
Vagina: 0-10/10?
Anal: 0-10/10?
Mouth/Throat: 0-10/10?
Breasts: 0-10/10?
Nipples: 0-10/10?

It's a lot to take in at first, but some of the options seem really interesting, and most of those would be pretty obvious for any male, without alerting whoever created this prank or making a fool of youself.