Almost there

It's getting later and later in the morning. At this point it's late enough that people can no longer use the excuse of sleeping in. Everybody is up either making breakfast, getting the morning paper, or heading to work. A nice suburban neighborhood coming to life.

Of course the morning tranquility of the block you turn on to is ruined when you notice what seems like the whole streets is out and about doing their business. A teen girl gives you a look of disgust as she takes out her phone and dials a number, probably the police. A whole crowd of people seem instinctively drawn to look at you.

Two moms chatting to each other give you hostile looks as you jog past, their two children looking appreciatively at your toned ass.

You come up to a group of teens and become shocked when as you try to move past only for a girl to grab onto your arm.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" She says to you. "You can't just run around naked!"

One of her male friends pulls out a phone and quickly snaps a picture of your bare crotch, your waxed sex eagerly exposed.

With a heave you extract yourself from her grip and start running at a faster pace. This is starting to get out of hand. You need to get to the safety of your house.

Unfortunately fate is against you. The next block you see a lone teen boy waiting at the corner only for a school bus to drive up behind you and stop right ahead of your path. From the look of things the bus is full of teenagers no doubt heading for the junior high or the high school. And everyone gets a good look at the slightly older naked teenager jogging past.

The bus is crowded and you even from a distance you can see there's a commotion going on inside as students begin to crowd the side **** for a look at the streaker. You don't blame them. Your body is perfect and anyone should want to look at you. The boy at the corner just gawks at you and as you look at the windows you see several phones already out and recording you.

Well damn. You've really done it now. There has to be someone there that recognizes you.