Almost, except you.

Everyone scrambled their way to form rows of three. You were on the left most column.

"TWO! ONE!" The sergeant shouted.

"Are you trying to be funny? What are you doing here?" The sergeant walked to your front and shouted.

"You, push up position now." This time, she stood just three feet in front of you and point at your nose.

You looked around, there's no one at the back. It doesn't take long to realize that she was referring to you. You quickly get down and get into push up position.

"What's your name, cunt?"

"Andy Lavigne" You shouted.

"Isn't that a guy name? What the fuck are you doing in WAC?"

"I was posted here! I should be posted to a regular Army."

"Then why are you wearing WAC panties under your pants?" You were in push up position and you did not notice that the back of your shirt got untucked. The top of the panties were visible to everyone around you.