Allie brings and ally

The more the merrier, right? After our chat Alice was kind enough to agree to accompany me on my latest adventure.

I was aiming to dress for success, or at the very least to impress, but I was in duress. To address the stress Alice and I went

"I have sexy clothes! Why can't I wear my sexy clothes?"

"You have Allie sexy clothes. A skirt that goes down to just above your knee? Scandalous! You have clothes that make you feel sexy and confident, and that's great. That's normal and healthy. And normal and healthy are kryptonite to PUAs. Normal, healthy girls won't give them the time of day. To get the full experience we need you self-conscious!"

Alice continued "try to get into the mindset of the PUA. His number one goal is to impress himself and his buddies. He doesn't just want to hookup with an easy girl, he wants to conquer a classy girl who is stepping out of her comfort zone. He wants to score points. And you know what that means."

"Boobs and butt?" I replied. Alice winked.

At Alice's insistence I went with an ultra-deep V tight black dress. And when I say ultra-deep, I mean ultra-deep. We're talking exposed navel. We're not talking wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen, we're talking wardrobe malfunction in progress. I would definitely be on the radar of any randy guys we encountered... but now I had to worry about spending the night in a jail cell for indecent exposure in addition to spending the night in a PUA's bed!