Alien Invasion: Mars needs women

Time to get out of this strange room. You walk outside and close the door behind you. You turn away from the 'Mars Needs Women' door (thinking to yourself, "Good title for a movie.") and step out onto the sunny street scene before you. You feel the sun on your face and listen to the birds sing, and it feels like everything is going to be O.K. Walking along the sidewalk, you see a street sign ahead. You hurry over and read it. You are at the corner of First and Main in Roadfork, Indiana. Those names sound vaguely familiar, but you can't quite place them at the moment. Just then you notice something odd.