Agree to be Jess's "Girlfriend"?

You wonder, in your confusion, what Jess is talking about?

Girlfriend?, your a man, maybe not the manliest man, but still a man!

"Jess, what the hell are you talking about?", you push off of her.

"Well, Kev made me agree to go on a date with him when we broke up. I put it off for so long, telling him he needs to grow up, telling him I wasn't ready... I even told him I'd only be comfortable if it was a double date! Which he agreed to!", she takes your hand.

"Please help, I think... I think I can make him stop harassing me if I go on this date. You are my ONLY friend John! I'll make sure nobody knows it you, AND I'll give you $200! PLEASE!!!", her eyes almost tear up.

You love Jess, and seeing her cry makes you feel horrible, plus, $200. How can you say no?

"Okay... I guess I can be your girlfriend. What do I have to do?"

Her tears seem to immediately vanish, "YAY! Thank you, thank you thank you... I'll make it up to you. Even though you owe me!", she pulls you towards your bathroom, begins to fill your bathtub pouring a sweet smelling gel into the hot water.

"Just jump in and soak for 25-30 minutes... I'm going out to grab a few things, I'll be back in an hour or so. We don't have a lot of time, and we have to make you pretty Jane, right?"

Jane? What the heck?

She smiles wide, "Better get used to it Jane, that's who you are for the night!", she winks and leaves you to your troubled thoughts.