Adella DIRT #6

Lisa sends you a story, awkwardly translated, from the dozens on the site. It reads like something from social media, very sloppily written...

i met her at a football match. She kicked our asses and after the game I was crying in the shower. She came in and kind of comforted me, and i don't know what happened... suddenly we were making out, and she fingered me. I never came that hard... she invited me out and i went to dinner with her. That night i took her home and we did it once on the couch and once in my bed. She kissed me when she came inside me, and held me all night long. She didn't return my texts after that what a bitch.

"God," you say. "She's such an asshole."

• You're just jealous

That's the reply you get from Lisa.