Adam, track star runner

It was sunset and Adam was just finishing up his final lap when he finally reached the finish line and looked at his stop watch. "Damn, I have to break my old record. Is this really the best my dumb feet can take me?" he said angrily. "Well I can always try again some other time." he said heading towards the locker rooms. Removing his clothes he headed to the showers to cool off. Adam had the whole place to himself considering he was taking his training very serious and it was a weekday.

While taking a showing he heard a popping noise, followed by another popping noise. Just then Adam fell down on his perfectly sculpted ass. He then looked down to see his feet but noticed both of them were gone and instead were closed nubs of skin where they used to be. "AHHHHHHHH!!!" Adam screamed. "If anything we should be the ones screaming considering how much you made us run." a voice said. "Who said that?" Adam said looking around.

"Who else, ya pretty idiot?" another voice said. Looking down to his right we're his perfectly unharmed feet with skin above the ankles where it connected to the rest of his legs. "Wait, you're my feet?" Adam asked. "Well duh, I'm surprised you don't recognize us considering we've been attached since forever." the right one said. "Yeah, goes to show how much you actually value us." the left one said. "What do you mean you're my feet, of course I value you guys!" Adam said.

"Not according to what you said earlier!" the left one said. "Yeah, if I recalled you called us dumb earlier." the right one added. "We get you from point A to point B all your life and we also work to the bone to help you get all those records and this is how you treat us?" the left one said. "Look I'm sorry what I said earlier and you're right. Now please come back?" Adam said.