Actually, Pillowtits, I'd like to page just the staff.

Pillowtits is obedient enough now that you can simply demand some things from her. She is more than happy to explain to you how to page all the library offices at once, leaving the main channels quiet as usual.

After dialing *111, you have Pillowtits begin the address. "Attention library staff, please listen to this important announcement." She says it just as you told her to. You wait a few seconds, hoping the familiar voice might have gotten any distracted staff's attentions. Finally, with your right hand firmly squeezing Pillowtits' right boob, you address the library staff.

"My dear librarians, would you rather your primary duties for the rest of today become confiscating all auditory devices including earbuds, headphones, earplugs, and cell phones, or guarding the library exits to ensure nobody can leave?"

You're hoping the crew will split with enough people for each task. You have a minute or two to kill while your new minions fulfill your orders. Still feeling up Pillowtits, you decide to play with her one last time. "What's your major, Pillowtits?"

Pillowtits sniffles a little and answers, in unison with both you and Naomi, who knew the answer before she even said anything. "Library Science."

Naomi did air quotes. She's still a meaner bitch than you.

"What are you gonna do with the library?" Pillowtits is worried. Naomi is inspired by Pillowtits' plight and is rubbing one out on the floor.

You could explain your plan to Pillowtits, satisfying her curiosity, you could ask her one final question to seal her fate and shut her up permanently, or you could leave it up to that cold bitch Naomi to decide what to do with her, probably the meanest option.