Accept

"Uh... sure." You say, trying to keep it cool, while being completely caught off guard. You follow her to the campus coffee shop, finding a small table in the back among the half full cafe students getting their caffeine fix. You notice a number of them turn and look at you, before suddenly speaking in hushed whispers. You try ignore it, as you give the waitress your order, but she winks at the other woman, before heading to the back.

"What was that all about?"

"What do you mean?" She asks.

"She winked at you, and everyone started whispering when we walked in. What's up with that?"

"They probably heard about what happened. I mean, I don't mean to bring up a sore subject, but a lot of people saw you get pantsed and... I mean... you know. You must know. You're huge. People are gonna talk."

Your heart sinks at the beginning, but rises back up by the end. You were afraid everyone could tell it was a sock, but the opposite happened. Everyone thinks you're hung like a moose. Once again, you try to play it cool. "I mean, I guess I never really thought much about it. It's not like I measure the thing." You lie. "I guess there are worse things people could be saying." You chuckle, as the waitress sets two cups of coffee down on the table. Taking a sip, a thought occurs to you. "Is that why you asked me out."

A blush quickly rises to her cheeks, giving you a more honest answer than her lips ever could. "I-I mean" she stutters, "It's not the only reason, but it doesn't hurt?" You stare at each other in awkward silence, before busting out in simultaneous laughter.

"That is the worst lie I've ever heard."

"Okay fine. I'm... I'm a bit of a size queen. I'll admit it. You're cute too though, and I really did feel bad about how embarrassed you looked... even if it was pretty adorable. Nice undies by the way." Now it's your turn to blush, and desperately try to change the subject.

"Hey, we should probably learn each other's names, huh?"

She gets a look of realization, and laughs at herself. "Oh wow. Yeah. That's a great idea. I'm Clarissa."

You give her your name, and take another sip of coffee.

"Well, now that we know each other," she says with a grin, "I was wondering, there's a party on friday, and I was hoping you'd go with me. I don't wanna show up alone like a dweeb."