Abilities of Superman

You ponder to yourself for a moment. If you're going to be in the DC universe then you need to be able to survive.

"I wish I had the abilities of Superman... but same personality and I'm not vunerable to kyptonite" you command the voice

"Hm... fair point, go on then Super... hm... Supercock? Eh, that needs work, you can work on a nickname" the narrator rambles on