A zoo

John had just bought an abandoned zoo. It had supposedly been shut down for violation of EPA codes or something, but John knew he could make it better than it had been, especially since this time, the animals were going to be sexy celebs.

He had made all notable sexy celebrities want to come to the zoo, and as soon as they stepped into an enclosure, they and the enclosure would change to match the animal they become, and they would be erased from existence.

He welcomed his first customer...