A walk through the neighborhood

The triplets bounced down the street, enjoying the early morning sun. They saw Mrs. Hemphill watering her lawn. She was in her eighties, but she was the only neighbor they'd gotten to know since they moved in. They waved to her with big smiles.

Mrs. Hemphill waved back, then jerked her head back in surprise when she took a closer look at the redheads. “Good Lord! You're about to pop those t-shirts open! How did you girls get such big breasts overnight?”

“Oh, we know a guy,” said Danielle. “He works fast.”

“But they're so... so much! Why didn't you get them just a tiny bit smaller?”

“Smaller?” Melissa laughed. “No way! After being flat chested so long, we love having great, big breasts! Right girls?” Her sisters both agree enthusiastically.

“In fact, you'd be better off with a bigger set, too.” Melissa gripped the bone tightly.

“Bigger than these?” Mrs. Hemphill stooped over slightly as her breasts enlarged. “Why, I can hardly stand the back pain these double Ds give me already!”

Rachel swiped the bone from Melissa's hand. “What back pain? Your back is perfectly fit and you're as healthy as an athletic forty year old.”

“That's true,” said the older woman as she stood up straight and the years melted off her face. “I do keep in good shape.”

“In fact,” said Danielle as her sister passed her the wishbone, “your husband is in great shape too, and you guys have a terrific sex life.”

Mrs. Hemphill blushed. “Now stop it, girls. You're not supposed to talk about those kinds of things in public. Even if they are true!” She glanced at the window to her bedroom and saw Mr. Hemphill waving to her. He didn't have his shirt on and looked very glad to see her. “Girls, I've got to run. See you later!”

“Bye Mrs. Hemphill,” chorused the identical redheads. They giggled as the older woman ran inside and closed the bedroom curtains.

The girls continued walking down the sidewalk and soon were met by three guys. The guys dropped their jaws at the sight of them. One of them stepped forward and said, “Well, looks like you girls could stand a little fun. Maybe we could help you out with that?”

The triplets looked at each other and smiled.