A vat ya dingus

"Oh, hello there John I guess that you are here to see why we were all so insistent that you come here before the funeral." your mother Samantha says to you as she opens the door. "Well, step inside then and let's get this over with, it's important that you know before the funeral."

My mother was a very beautiful woman, she was a brunette with large breasts as well as wide hips. In other

We walked down the hallways of the house to the basement, and as we walked in silence I could only think that it was weird that we lived in what could be described as a house. Like I am sure that he had his reasons, be it penny-pinching or a simple longing for more time to spend with his family, but he could have bought mansions or possibly even a small island with all the money he used to make. I'm sure he had a reason.

At this point, we had reached the stairs leading down to the basement.

"Now before we go down any further I need you to promise me this, that you won't tell anyone especially anyone who works for the government about this." said Mom

Well that was ominous

"Sure," I replied, rather nonchalantly for the situation.

My mother studied me for a bit, then seemingly satisfied with my answer led the way down the stairs.