A thunderstorms brewing.

Its the big day. You wake up early only to discover that the weather is overcast and gloomy. You call in sick to work because you want to be home when she arrives. As the morning drags on you think of all the things you can do to her and the weather progressively worsens. By lunch the mail has come but no fembot. As you sit waiting for her to arrive lightning flashes through the sky and thunder shakes your house. Its quite a storm out their
At 4:00 you here a strike perticuallary close to your house. You rush to your window to see if it hit anything in your yard and see a strange pile in your front yard. You rush out ignoring the pelting rain and driving wind to the pile.
As you look at the pile of metal and silicon you think to yourself "What the Hells this?" You notice that the metal llooks alot like a skeleton with all sorts of metled computer chips inside.
Then it hits you, its the fembot. Her metalic skeleton must have attracted the lightning. You try to confirm your hunch by poking at the mess with a stick and finally you find her head, or what was her head. Now its just a shattered hunk of metal, silicon, and other usless shit.
Your heart sinks as you walk into the house because being a cheep fool you didn't buy Fembot insurance and dont have the money to buy a new one. Not only did you lose your chance at having an beautiful female **** but now you have giant pile of usless crap melted into your front yard.