A strange turn of events

"What did you do that for?" Amy cried out frantically. She looked down at the heap of school boys laying on the ground, writhing and groaning in pain. Her eyes were wide with horror as her hands clasped her cheeks. She suddenly turned to Kevin, and her eyes flashed with anger. "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? YOU ACT LIKE AN OVERGROWN MONKEY IN NEED OF A SHAVE!!!" she screamed at him.

Kevin stood there, his eyes wide with shock. She was mad at him for saving her? "What did I do wrong?"

"YOU BEAT UP MY FANTASY GUYS!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DID!!!" Amy exclaimed, still angry.

Kevin scratched his head in puzzlement. "Fantasy guys?"

"FANTASY GUYS, ASSHOLE!!!" screamed Amy again.

"Amy, will you please calm down" Kevin groveled. "Please, can't you calmly explain to me what's going on?"

Amy's face flushed red with embarrassment. She took a deep breath and sighed. "I have a **** fantasy. These three guys offered to help me make it come true. Now I'll never have my fantasy!" She looked again at the heap of groaning boys. "Will you at least help me get them up, so we can take them to the emergency room?"

Kevin was still stunned and shocked by the sudden twist of events. Instead of rescuing a fair damsel in distress, he had become the goat in some warped and twisted fantasy. "Uh... Yeah... Sure" he finally said.

Kevin and Amy helped the first crumpled heap of young manhood up from the ground. "Oh my nuts!" he exclaimed as they got him to his feet. "This definitely was not worth five hundred dollars!"

Kevin looked as if he were taken aback. "You paid them five hundred dollars to **** you?"

"Yes!" Amy angrily exclaimed. "As if it's any of your damn business. And you better keep your mouth shut. I don't need this broadcast over the entire school."

Finally Kevin and Amy got the other two injured boys up off the ground, and into Amy's car. "Listen, I'm very sorry about what happened" Kevin said as he helped the last man into the front seat. The young man looked at him. "It's okay" he said. "You had no idea what was going on. We thought maybe you were in on it too. We were just as surprised as you were. I'm sure we'll all recover." Kevin closed the door for the young man, then walked around to Amy's side of the car. He looked at her, fumbling for words to say.

"Don't you dare say anything else" Amy warned him. "We'll talk about this later after I've cooled down." With that, Amy started the car, and headed to the emergency room with her three injured fantasy guys.

Kevin stood there, watching them go. As Amy's tail lights faded away down the street, he turned to go to his own car, still shaking his head in disbelief over what had just happened. It had been a very weird day.