A strange encounter

I had just been given, at best, a year to live. Terminal brain cancer my doctor explained. Life as I knew it was over the moment I set foot inside Dr. Wilson's office. But why did it matter If I lived or died anyway when I was such a loser? A wimpy virgin, working a dead end job with no hope of ever being a normal happy guy. Giving up would be so easy.

I was walking home from my oncologist appointment ready to end it all the moment I got home. That's when I saw them. Hovering off in the distance were two lights hanging above some treetops. The lights looked like they were dancing around each other. I ran off the road, down the side of a steep hill and across a which separated myself from the mysterious lights over those woods. Killing myself could wait a little while, I mean how often do you get to see a UFO?

I ran as fast as I could to the forest's edge and plunged myself into the darkness with reckless abandon. Adrenaline was fueling my sprint, lifting me over tree stumps and accelerating me towards the central opening where wonders untold awaited. I flew toward the clearing ahead of me, only slowing when I could clearly see both lights above me. I hid at the edge of the clearing and watched, frantically gasping for air. My fear peaked when the first light spoke.

"You have plagued the human world for long enough, demon!" The burning light boomed.

"I am only giving the human's what they want. Who are you to stand in my way Michael!" The second light sounded like a woman's voice and it seemed equally powerful.

"Did she just say Michael? Like archangel Michael? Holy shit," I whispered.

"Prepare yourself succubus, for your life ends here," Michael extended a flaming sword and swung. The second light evaporated instantly. As quickly as the lights appeared so did they vanish.

"Incredible, I'm glad I didn't die before seeing something like this," I thought. Deathly silence fell on my surroundings. Suddenly, a dark cloud swirled around me. It whirled about my body and then **** its way inside my mouth. The horrible experience was over before I could fully process what had happened.

"Fuck this," I choked, "my life is too damn weird already. I'm going home before anything else happens," and ran home as fast as I could.