A stone monument

As you draw ever closer to the strange shape, it appears to be a statue, approximately twice your height and roughly carved from sandy colored stone. That hardly helps you now, but at least the big boulder will offer some you some shade. By the time you're secluded beneath the idol's shadow, you feel like collapsing against the burning sand. It's not that much cooler, but compared to your previous situation, it does feel nice to relax in the shade provided by the stony thing.

For a few quiet minutes, you simply enjoy the desert breeze, allowing yourself to collect your thoughts. Speaking of thoughts, what's this rocky thing doing out here anyway? Turning around, you give the stone giant a closer look. Upon closer inspection, it seems to be some sort of idol, a fertility idol, judging from that immense slab of rock between those mighty legs. You can't help but giggle at the statue , to think, someone actually took the time to chisel this guy a giant cock! Sure, this has been a horrible day so far, but the titanic phallus manages to put a smile on your pretty face.

That's when you discover it would have best to keep quiet. As if awakened by the sound of your laughter, the giant's eyes began to glow with a faint unearthly light, growing ever brighter until they shone like miniature suns. That was no ordinary statue, it's some sort of golem! A terrifying grinding sound filled the air as the giant began to move, as if it's sand-filled joints hadn't moved for quite some time. With a slow but powerful movement, the golem took a step forward, causing you to stumble back onto the sand, those plush cheeks cushioning your landing slightly. You began a **** crawl backwards, but you don't seem to be getting far from the massive monument.

"G-get away!" You shriek up at it, hoping that by some miracle it can understand English. With only seconds to spare, you quickly assess the situation. You have a knife, but there's little chance that you can cut it's rocky hide. Also, that obelisk between it's legs is rising upwards, as if your curvy body is arousing the stone giant. Sure, you're unbreakable, but can you really take a chance with such a prick? It's now or never, if you don't act fast, you're going to be smashed!