A stack of porno videos

You plop down onto Paul's bed and find yourself sitting on a small stack of porno DVDs. You curse under your breath and pull the discs free. Taking a hit of vodka directly from the bottle, you start to go through the titles, wondering if there's anything worth watching.

The third one down catches your eye. You scramble over to the DVD player and pop the disc in. You grab the remote control and adjust the TV's volume to a comfortable level and get comfortable.