A shy teenager

The person facing John was a young man who probably still was in high school. He was not very tall or strong, and the thick glasses on his nose, as well as the acne pimples, did not present him to his advantage.

-Yes ?

-Well, here's the thing... I'm in high school, not far from here. Most of my friends have girlfriends now. But I don't. I have trouble talking to girls. I'm quite shy, and it's true that I often tend to go unnoticed, and...

John sighed. He was really not in the mood to talk about the heartache of a horny teenager. Resisting the temptation to turn him into something unspeakable to be left alone, he finally decided to listen to him to the end.

-No matter how hard I try, I just can't do it, every time I...

-Basically, you want women to be more attracted to you than they are today.

-I, uh... is that possible?

-All right. From now on, all the women you meet will be incredibly attracted to you and will want to fuck you on the spot. And a good day to you.

Without waiting for the young man's answer, John closed the door in his face. He finally walked away from the door and started laughing. This guy should have been more careful what to wish for.