A scream deeper in the woods

You hear a woman scream deeper in the woods. Without much thought you run toward the scream. You notice as you run that your thighs are very strong and well-muscled. Running full out for several minutes doesn't leave you huffing and puffing. Whatever is going on, you like it.

You come to a clearing in the woods, just as you hear another scream. You see a beautiful woman wearing a chainmail bikini and very thin, transparent veils. She's curvy, top heavy, and sexy as hell. She is being accosted by an eight-foot tall monster of some sort. Basically humanoid, something clicks in your head and you know it's a troll.

With your battle cry loud in your throat, you charge the massive creature.

He turns just in time to see your axe swinging toward his head. You now see he has a large club in his hand, with which he deflects your blow. You're surprised something big can move fast enough to block anything. You adjust your battle strategy.

When the troll swings the huge club at you, you are ready and duck, taking your own swing at his stinking, ugly feet. The shabby leather boots he's wearing are half-molded through. You connect with a leg, but your crouching stance and his tough skin makes the hit minor. You tuck and roll out of the way, just as the mighty club smashes into the ground you were standing on. You come up and immediately strike again, but this time go for his hands holding the weapon. You get a glancing blow on one wrist, and the troll howls, removing his hand from the club.

You circle around, while the troll swings more slowly with just one hand. Red-black ichor drips from the wound on his other hand. The troll shakes his hand, and then grasps the club with both. Apparently, his hand feels better. He takes another swipe at you, and your dodge is a little too slow. The club glances your torso, and you hear a couple of ribs crack. It's painful, but you seem to shake it off.

You take a moment to consider that you knew nothing about combat, let alone using a humongous axe, but now you seem to be holding your own against a giant troll. That costume you put on seems to have transported you to a fantasy world, and given you the strength and skills to cope with it. You smile broadly.