A rich idea.

Today is shopping day. You spent a grand on this device and as fun as it is with all the fucking your sister thing, it's time for it to pay for itself.

Being a community college student that rarely attend a class your typical Monday morning schedule should start at about noon and involves looking for clues on the mysterious shop while watching porn and eating junk food. You found the shop so your quest is over, porn seems bland when you can trick yourself in the bed of so many girls, you woke up early and you feel like eating out.

There is this cool waffle place at the mall that you want to check out, especially considering that from its terrace you have a great view of the Tofu/salad/yogurt/organic coffee shop nearby (does not actually serve coffee) that is the gathering grounds for both hipsters and the chicks going out of the gym.

You arrive at the mall and before eating you buy a few things you saved buying so you could afford your emergency cash (you are so happy that you had enough for the bracelet.) . You pay in 100$ bills, well actually you pay in 1$ bills that will look like 100$ bills for 23h24m.

Once your bags full of brand new clothes and video games, with a few other things that you would never have bought if you had to pay for it. (that Poison Ivy statuette was a real steal at 124$, you paid 2$ for it and you got it plus 76$ of change.)

You seat at the terrace of Waffle Raffle and order the cheese and bacon waffle with a fried egg on top under the disgusted looks of the customers of Gaia's Bounty sitting a few feet from you.

You have a nice sample of girls and hipsters douchebags of indefinite gender (probably one you never heard of because they made it up this morning). A lot of sweaty girls in skimpy exercise outfit. (both very fit and other that really need to hit the gym.) And of course there is Mindy the Sexy waitress that brings you your delicious brunch.