A recording.

Moving quickly through the bustling corridors of the Tantive IV, Princess Leia and the small blue-and-white droid slipped into her room and slid the door shut behind her.

“Get ready to record, R2,” Leia said turning to face the little camera on the droid's domed head. “My name is Princess Leia of Alderaan, member of the Rebel Alliance and this is my most **** hour.”

At that moment, the door to her quarters slid open and the tall, handsome, muscular form of Lieutenant John appeared in the entryway. A sly smile spreading across her lips, Leia shot the soldier a quick look before re-addressing the camera on R2's head.

“I'm so horny, and my pussy is so wet,” Leia continued, pausing momentarily to raise her hands up the white fabric gown of her dress, smoothing it out to show off her gorgeous, slender body, before finally bringing her fingers up to cup, squeeze and massage her heaving, curvaceous tits. Breathing heavily, and speaking in a sexily, seductive moan, Leia continued, “We have the means to destroy the Empire's super-weapon with the plans stolen from Scarif, but right now all I can think about is how hot and horny I am.”