A nude beach

"You're taking us to a what?" you screamed at the top of your lungs. You screamed so loudly you drew the attention of everyone around you.

"Relax, Mr. Chris" Raul soothed. "It's the most popular beach in all of Barcelona. All the important people hang out there as well. Just because it's a nude beach doesn't mean you have be naked. You can wear your swimsuit. It just means you have the option."

Alexis couldn't help but giggle at you. It's the most animated she has seen your face in years. "Now, honey, when in Rome, do as the Romans do" she playfully chided you. To make it worse, she gave you a hard, but playful, swat on the ass that had everyone who saw it smiling.

"Alexis, we are not in Rome, we are in Spain" you said in response, with a tone of indignation in your voice. You stood there, almost pouting like a spoiled brat with your arms folded, trying to strike an authoritarian pose, but failing miserably.

"You did hear Raul say we didn't have to get naked, didn't you?" Alexis shot back. "Relax. This is our vacation. Aren't they for doing things you've never done before?"

"Are you going to get naked there?" you finally asked.

"I might" answered Alexis, much to your surprise. "But you don't have to. I know how embarrassed you must be about showing off your little man."

"I am not embarrassed!" you exclaimed. "I-I just don't think it's a good idea to visit a nude beach."

"Well I'm going, Raul's going, and you're more than welcome to join us, you old prude!" She looked down at your crotch, ans took note of the tent pole that stood erect in your shorts. "It looks like a part of you wants to join us. You're getting turned on!" She pointed an accusatory finger in your face as she said this.

It made you suddenly self aware that yes indeed, you had a massive hard on. A few of the local women were staring at you, smiling knowingly. Your face flushed red as you took off your Panama hat, and held it over the pulsing tent pole. "All right" you sighed. "We'll go."

Alexis threw her arms around you, and kissed you full on the lips. "That's the spirit. It was an argument you weren't going to win, any way. And because of your behavior, we're all going naked once we get there."