A nude Kristina

You push the minus button until Kristina is discussing the weekend forecast in the buff. Oddly, she and everyone around here seems completely unaware of her nudity. You stand there amazed, again wondering if anyone else is seeing this. But who do you know that you can call and ask, "Um, hi, this is John. I was wondering if you were seeing Kristina Abernathy nude on your television?"

Suddenly, you remember the small portable television you have somewhere in your closet. You dig around and finally find it. Quickly turning it on and hooking it up to the cable, you find the Weather Channel and see a fully clothed Kristina discussing weathern patterns in New England.

Well, that answers that question, you think to yourself. Obviously, the only television that shows clothed or unclothed characters is the one that the remote was pointed at.

You go back to your television and look at the remote, wondering if you check out some more actors and actresses nude, or see what the other buttons do.