A male swimsuit, on a hanger.

Your jaw drops as you notice the only item hanging in the closet. It's a leopard-print thong! At first you're certain it's a women's suit, until you notice the ample front pouch, clearly made for a dong. It's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen, and you slam the door closed on it.

Except, you remember that you're alone on this trip. You've had a fascination for sexy clothing since a young age, and you realize that your cock has started to twitch after just looking at the suit. You open the door back up and stare at it, picturing what you'd look like wearing it.

Basically, this: