A guy

"Ha" exclaimed Rose as she jumped up and down with excitement. "I just knew you were gay. Looks like Mike owes me 50 bucks."

You shrink away in embarrassment. "Was it that obvious?" you ask.

"Well it was to me. I used to have a crush on you and flirt with you all the time. But you never responded back. This explains it" she said.

"You did? Guess I was too in the closet to notice" you embarrassingly admit.

"Let me see" she said then proceeded to list off all her gay guy friends. She ended the list with "and then there's always Mike." And with that you almost fainted. Mike's gay and she knew it? For a moment you fantasized about having sex with him. "He knows a lot of gay jocks, what with playing football, if you want the sexier guys. Most of my friends are pretty nerdy."

"Oh" you thought to yourself. Of course you knew Mike wasn't gay. He's been quite open to you about his sexual exploits.

"So what do you want to do?" Rose asked. "We can ask Mike to come over. I'm sure he's got some hunky suggestions. All of my gay friends are busy tonight, there is a big pride event going on a few hours away, but we can call them in the morning."