A few extras

Prowling the aisles cautiously like some kind of...big cat, a naked big cat, with far less fur, claws and power, and in a convenience store instead of a jungle. Still she stalked, adding items to her backet. The regular things, toothpaste, toilet paper, food, bottled water...

"C'mon Kelsey, just a few more things then you get to go home..." She mumbled to herself, picking up a salt shaker...they were running low on salt so "...heh...sodium chloride...ugh, I fucking hate that..." Now Kelsey was just getting annoyed with her own bad humour, trying to cheer herself up while at the same time constantly trying to be annoyed at her nudity, this was her fault...if only she'd been slightly earlier with her laundry...or kept on top of it better.

Her train of thought derailed when she got to the fruit section, there wasn't an impressive selection, Kelsey put a couple of apples into her basket...that's when she saw them, the most perverted fruit.

The bananas.

Kelsey looked them over, perhaps giving them the most attention she'd ever given a banana bunch in her life, she was an apple eater, but these bananas were calling to her somehow. It wasn't the colour, no...she hated yellow. The taste? Certainly not, the texture alone was kinda questionable. That's when it hit her, the reason her interests were so piqued by this mundane fruit.

They were shaped like dicks.

Her blush had faded as she got used to the exposure, but with that realisation it returned in full ****. Well, they weren't perfectly that shape, even Kelsey could see that, but...they had a certain angle to them...maybe they could...help?

Kelsey shook her head "N-no...no no nonono, I'm not doing that..." She continued on, content with a nearly full basket and a successful shopping trip.

She went back and grabbed two bunches, setting one in her basket...and carrying the other as it wouldn't fit, then she shamelessly carried on, not caring how that exact part of her appearance looked, at least she had bananas...