A fair trade

"Listen, pal," Louise started, an idea slipping into her brain nearly as quickly as it formed in yours, "it doesn't seem like you're in any position to demand anything. But!" Eric started to protest, but as soon as Louise started to give him an option he held back. "Out of the kindness of my heart- and I'm going to ignore that eye-roll there, buddy- I'm going to do one thing for you."

Louise held both her arms out to either side; in her left was her phone, dick-pics lying there within. In her right hand, a pair of non-ripped, non-ass-exposing slacks. "Either I hand you this phone, and let you delete those pictures yourself, total guarantee OR I give you something to cover up with."

"Wh- Come on, Louise!" Eric cried, "that's not fair!"

"Well.... there is a way you could get both...." Louise looked pointedly between Eric's legs. "1 pair of trousers and 0 photos for a pair of shorts, my friend."

Eric gulped. There was no way he could just strip down completely bottomless in the middle of the mall... but he couldn't let Louise keep those pictures, AND he couldn't go back out into the mall half-dressed...