A banana

You get off the maid and dial room service. A few minutes later there's a knock at the door.

"Room service! I'm leaving your banana on a tray for you!"

You go to the door, open it, and there's a fresh banana on a tray. You take the banana into the room. The maid squirms a bit.

"What are you going to do with that?" she asks.

"You're about to find out," you say.

You rub the banana against her slippery slit. The maid moans and her labia part as if inviting the fruit inside. You slowly ease the banana into her pussy. It feels as if her twat is trying to tug it out of your hand.