A Very, Very Unlucky Turn. (End)

(Originally by SquishStories)

"This blasted thing better be fast!" Texas shouted to April as the mine cart rocketed down the rickety old tracks. "I don't think they're gonna let us get away a second time!"

The gigantic villainesses trailing behind them were hoping for the opposite, their eyes trained on the tracks for any opportunity to catch up with the sheriff and her deputy. Their hefty bodies gave them the weight to rocket the metal vessels downhill, but Tex and April's head start was keeping them a fair distance away.

"I think we're really gonna make it, Tex!" April said with relief. "There's no way those two are gonna..."

Just as the deputy uttered the last word of her sentence, the track turned around a sharp corner and revealed a steep uphill climb. The creaky old wheels of the cart began to heave as it struggled to make the ascent.

The cackling laughter of the two criminals coming from behind grew louder and louder as Roxxie and Georgia closed the distance. The sheer momentum of their weight made the upward climb easy for their carts, and the two lawgirls could only watch in horror as the distance between them shrunk with each second.

"Oi, looks like you two got the short end of the stick!" Roxxie shouted between giggles. "I'm gonna make some PANCAKES out of you goody two-shoes!"

The villain leaped from her cart with a kangaroo-sized hop that sent her soaring through the air. She threw her legs out from under her as if she were doing a cannonball into a swimming pool.

The sheriff and her deputy looked up and saw Roxxie Roo's GARGANTUAN butt flying toward their crowded mine cart.

Texas gulped.

The sound of Texas and April being squished like bugs bounced around the walls of the mine as their cart was completely filled with Roxxie's enormous bum. The evildoer's cheeks jiggled from the impact as they completely filled up the little metal vehicle, reducing its contents to a flattened paste buried somewhere deep beneath them.

When the carts finally came to a stop at the top of the hill, there was much rejoicing to be done between the two sheriff-slayers. Georgia couldn't contain her joy at the sight of her partner-in-crime sitting where Texas and April had been only a moment ago. They had been completely trapped beneath the weight of Roxxie's rump, which was practically overflowing the tiny cart.

"What a sight!" Georgia said between snorts. "You absolutely SQUASHED them..."

"Sure did, mate!" Roxxie replied as she wriggled her sweat-drenched butt back and forth on top of her defeated enemies, squelching them even flatter. "Trapped 'em down under... oi... their struggling is even tickling me a little bit."

The massive criminal attempted to stand up off the pulverized sheriff and her poor deputy, but her cheeks failed to move an inch. Her ass was simply too big for the cart she had hopped into; it was stuck.

"Oh, blast it!" The roo complained as she jiggled her buttcheeks even more atop the obliterated pair in an attempt to stand up. "I'm gonna need you to pull this thing off of me!"

Georgia grabbed hold of the scrawny metal square attached to Roxxie's enormous hips and pulled with all her equestrian strength, but it didn't budge an inch. The darn thing was stuck to her rump like superglue.

"It's no use..." Georgia fell over backwards from the sheer **** of her pulling. "We're gonna have to walk back to town and use some kinda jelly or something....that thing is jammed on you good and tight..."

Roxxie's ass cheeks were crammed into the cart so intensely that they had practically formed a sound-proof seal, but some sound managed to escape the thing. It was the tiniest hint of an "MMMMMPH", a sort of moan of disapproval that sounded like it was coming from two different sets of windpipes.

"Oi, quit your complaining!" Roxxie said to the lawgirls smeared beneath her rump. "This isn't fun for me, either! I'm gonna be sweating like a hog in there. I'm gonna be one sticky 'roo by the end of this!"