A Pimp and his Hoe

Kaylee ran right into a beautiful brunette white woman wearing a very short red dress, almost knocking her over. "Hey! Take it easy there!" said the lady as Kaylee fell to the ground in a heap. Kaylee looked up into the woman's violet eyes. She'd never seen violet eyes before, and hers were so beautiful. She smiled at Kaylee and offered her a hand up. Kaylee grabbed her hand and she was hoisted back up to her feet. "We just thought you might be in trouble, and we came to help is all. Ain't that right, Reggie?"

A nicely dressed tall black man escorted Erika to the back of the truck. "Yeah, this is a dangerous neighborhood for two beautiful girls such as yourselves. You're lucky you didn't get highjacked, or worse. Good thing me and Candi Annie found you first. It must be your lucky night."

"What are you two girls doing out here any way?" asked Candi.

"Someone was chasing us" said Erika. "All because of her and her tit show." She pointed a finger at Kaylee. "She almost got us in trouble."

Reggie laughed. "Well I think whoever it was is probably long gone. But maybe we oughtta hang with you a while until we're sure. Where were you headed to any way?"

"We were goin' to see my future husband, Jason Barker" remarked Kaylee. "I was gonna show him my boobs, and maybe more. I hadn't decided yet."

Reggie and Candi both laughed. "That's some high expectations" said Candi.

"Well all I had to do was tell him I'm Miss Teen South Carolina, and I'm sure he would have been eating out of my hands."

Reggie chuckled. "No shit? Miss Teen South Carolina? Why Candi, we're in the presence of royalty here." Candi curtsied and Reggie bowed before her.

"You two are such nice people!" said Kaylee, her face beaming brightly with pride. Meanwhile Erika was trying her best not to laugh. She was really impressed with the two characters. She knew who and what they were from her days in Capetown. You couldn't help but run into some poor soul who was trying to make it out on the streets, or someone who had been enslaved into the world's oldest profession. But she went along with the act, just because she wanted to see how dumb Kaylee actually was. So far Erika thought she rated about a seven point five on the dumbness scale, but she was sure that rating would go up before the night was through.

"Well why don't you two come back to our place and hang out a while?" asked Reggie. "You girls like to party?"

Before Erika could even say anything, Kaylee was jumping up and down, squealing with joy. "Why we love to party, don't we Erika?" Then she threw in "Oh by the way, my name is Kaylee. Kaylee Wilcox. This is my friend Erika."

"Kaylee" interjected Erika before the dumb redhead could say anything else, "I think we should just ask for directions and head for the concert."

"Now that doesn't even start for a couple of more hours. Besides if you party a little bit, you'll be in a better frame of mind to meet your future husband. Partying a little won't hurt. It'll help you release your inhibitions, won't it Candi?" Reggie turned to Candi, who smiled and shook her head.

"Well that settles it" said Kaylee. "I'm all for losing my inhibitions." She clapped her hands, and thrust an arm up in the air. "Let's go party!"

Kaylee was very insistent about partying. Something told Erika this wasn't going to end well. "I still think we should just get directions and go" she said.

"We are gonna go party with Candi and Reggie, and that's that" said Kaylee.

Erika couldn't change her mind without being direct, and she knew it. She sighed and thought to herself that Kaylee had just become a perfect ten on the dumbness scale. She threw her hands up in the air. "Okay, we'll go" she said.

Kaylee wrapped her arms around her. "We'll both have more fun at the concert. We'll just stay for a little while. Is that okay with you guys?"

Candi and Reggie smiled. "Sure. That's okay with us. When you're ready to go, we'll give you directions to the concert" said Reggie. "Now why don't we all hop in your truck, and we'll go back to our place?"

The four of them got into the truck, and Reggie told Erika where to go. It seemed to Erika like they were going to drive forever deeper into the Hood, but soon Reggie motioned her to stop in front of a rather nice looking three story house. "We're here" said Reggie. "Let the party begin."

Kaylee got out, bubbling with excitement. She didn't think anything bad could happen. Especially since they were in mixed company. Candi was really nice. And Reggie? A complete gentleman for a Black man. She thought Candi must have him well trained. Not for a moment did it ever dawn on her that it might be the other way around.

Into the house the four went, and Kaylee was totally surprised. It was beautiful. Almost like something you'd see in a fairytale. Now she really felt like royalty.

"So what will you girls have?" asked Candi. "Beer? Wine coolers? Or maybe something stronger, like Jack and coke?"