A Lost Bet

Although Ice and I seemed destined to become the tag team champions of the SFL, fate decided to be a flimsy bitch instead. And now I have to deal with Dumb and Dumber rubbing their fat noses in my face. It was a fluke that they won, especially since Ice was acting so weird too! If only we had a second chance. The stress must have gotten to her.

As I walked back stage I was finally, by no coincidence whatsoever, spotted by the dynamic dumbos themselves. I prepared myself mentally not to let them get the better of me. Sun and Moon walked down the corridor torwards. Sun was a chubby dumb fuck. I’ll admit that she’s kind of curvy, okay she has monster curves, her tits are frustratingly bigger than mine, her voluptuous body combined with her perky outgoing personality makes her difficult to contain and even harder to fight.

Sun’s chubby stupid mouth was the first to disparage my ears. “Well, if it isn’t our favorite loser! Well second favorite begind your adorable girlfriend.” Sun said as radiantly as her name would imply with her smile so wide her eyes shut. “I had so much fun stripping you and your little girlfriend to your undies. You two make a cute screen saver.” Sun taunted as she shoved the image of me and Ice covering ourselves last week after our fluke. It took all my strength not to smack her then and there.

“I hope we didn’t rough you up too much because we picked out quite the eventful match for you tonight!” Sun jingled to me

I was doing my best to remain silent and uninterested but I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow and interject, “we picked?” I inquired, wondering if those dreaded words weren’t a figment of my imagination.

“Oh don’t play coy!” snootily exclaimed moon from the side. She dressed her face with a smirk and taunting eyes “You should remember quite well that the terms of our match were decided that in the event that we win we would get to assign what match you got next loser.” Moon was devilish, always stirring the pot and instigating. It’s always these raven haired, bug biten, little devils that made this business a hell.

“You’re going to be in an impregnation match with your partner Ice, baby!” As Moon giggled with malicious glee my eyes widened in shock.

“Sounds good to me” came a voice from behind.