A Debacle with who's driving

Jack and Lisa walk into the cold, chill of the desert night that is Las Vegas from the lavish apartment complex that is Lisa's.

"So, where we going? Or are you the bitch that I think you are and don't have a fucking clue?"

Jack looks over his shoulder and scoffs, "Didn't I just prove back there in your apartment that wasn't the case? Damn…." He then mutters, "These freaking women."

"Oh, no." Lisa is outrage from Jack's comment as she stops moving, "What you mean 'these women'?" Lisa says with air quotes."Bitch, I know you didn't mean what I think you mean!"

Jack stops and turns around and says sarcastically, "Yes, I meant exactly what you think I meant, all black women who flew straight out of Compton. What do you think I meant? I meant all you freaking wrestlers who don't know when to shut up and just go with the program."

Lisa gets into Jack's face and growls as she raises her hand with her two fingers a few inches apart from each other, "Boy you are this close to getting your ass ****, you hear me? I don't need this."

Jack replies with a soft smile and even a gentler voice, "Then what do you need?"

Lisa stops for a few seconds, stun, similar to how she acted when Jack kissed her.

A few seconds pass as Lisa is taken back while Jack, with his hands held together down by waist looks at her with a smile.

"Ma'am." Says a young valet, "We have your car ready."

Jack walks away from Lisa and raise his hand out, "I'll take that my good man."

The valet throws him the keys and walks over to the silver corvette that is waiting for them.

This knocks Lisa back into reality as she quickly walks over him while Jack is already getting into the car, "Hey that's my car!"

Jack stop midway getting in, "I'm sorry, but I figure that you wanted your quote, unquote." Jack uses quotation fingers, "Bitch to drive. I mean I understand if you don't. I mean…" Jack strokes the top of the car, "As this is a magnificent beast you got here. It would be a shame to have to stop it every five minutes to ask me if we should go left or right. Wouldn't you agree?"

Lisa looks at Jack for a few seconds and then sighs, "Fine."

Jack smiles, "Great!"

"But don't you scratch it!" She then comments as she walks from the back,

"I wouldn't dream of it." Jack then looks at the valet, "Help this dashing young lady into the car will you?"

Jack then motions his head silently sideways at Lisa to get moving as he makes face that gives out a scary yikes emotion.

The young valet, coming to realization of what Jack is trying to say. nods his head, "Oh, right, sure."

He jogs around the front of the car and opens the door for Lisa as Jack sits down into his seat and closes the door.

The valet stutters a little bit as he opens the car for this fearful woman that he had plenty of lonesome night and kleenex to fantazie about , "Here….here you go Ms. Cole."

"Bitch." Lisa grabs the door from the valet, "I can get into my own car." She then mutter to herself, "Damn." and then slams the door.

"You know you have really got to work on you vocabulary. I think appreciation should be the first word you should work on."

"Shut up and drive."

Jack rolls down the window and raises a hundred dollar bill to the valet, "Here you go, kid keep the change."

The valet is stun by this generosity, "Geez, thanks."

Jack smiles, "Don't mention it."

"Hey are you two done sucking each other off or am I going to wait a little longer for you two to stop looking into each other eyes?"

Jack sighs and turns the ignition to start the engine, "Stay frosty kid."

He then drives away at a fast pace out of the complex drive way.

Jack then stops at the next intersection, an intersection that was mostly deserted.

There as the light turns green to red, red to green, Jack drums his fingers against the steering wheel.

"What's the matter? I though you knew where you were going?"

"I do but I have to think what open tonight. It's a Wednesday you know."

Then a phone rings with the cheery ringtone of Gene's Kelly 'Singing in the Rain" making Jack pull out his cellphone as Lisa comments, "It's a Thursday."

"Exactly."

He then answers his phone, "Hello…." After a few seconds of silence, "Of course I can be there. Bitch I got it all planned out….hmm…hmm…. trust me you will have a bachelorette party that you won't soon forget….hmm….hmmm.. yeah, yeah….just remember to bring the donkey…right…toodles."

Jack then hangs up the phone and says to Lisa as he puts it back into his pocket, "Another client. Ohh.." Jack laughs as he looks at Lisa, "What a kinky one that is."

Lisa with her arms against her big breasts says, "Ask me if I care."

Jack replies with grit teeth, "Yeah, well I think I know what the answer would be on that."

Jack then shifts the car to first and plow through the light just as it turns red, causing some other cars to stop and honk their horn at him.

"What the fuck…." Lisa exclaims as she looks behind her.

"I figure out where we are going now." Jack says as speeds on the busy streets.

"Is it behind the dumpster in some alley."

"Ha, you wish." Jack then takes a sharp left, letting Lisa slams into her door, almost causing a car to almost hit them but instead decided to honk it's horn at them instead. this makes Jack laugh like a madman while Lisa looks on with concern and with fright.