A Couple Arguing

Making my way toward the front door, I suddenly become very aware of a couple yelling loudly at each other, trading insults, curses, and more than a few references to how moronic each of their families are.

The man looks like your standard-issue meathead who never grew out of college, as even though he looks slightly older than I am, he's still dressed in an Affliction t-shirt, Diesel jeans, and his closely cropped brown hair makes him look even more like the MMA reject he likely is.

The woman looks around my age, or slightly younger, and is dressed for a night out, wearing a super short blue mini-skirt, a plain orange tube top, and appears to have spent most of the past weeks either in a tanning bed, or sitting directly in the sun, as she's quite bronzed. Her blonde hair looks largely natural, even if her extremely large breasts might not be – or ya' know, maybe she's just blessed.

One thing that is absolutely true – both seem absolutely wasted, as they continue to yell at each other for a moment. Then, they're quiet for a moment as I walk up.