2nd wish

"I wish for this scroll to be housed in an indestructible tube, on the owner's back, that can only be accessed by the genie Jeannie and the owner whomever it may be," you tell her.

"Your wish will be as you have commanded, Master," Jeannie responds. "If I may ask, why these wishes? Nothing lewd or even remotely naughty and you are definitely the first one I have ever had make a wish like your first one, while your second wish is one that I'm asked all too often to protect people. These two wishes, that you have made, seem to be weird for where we are now."

Stretching your arms as wide as they will go, you respond, "Exactly, I work in a place where I sell the lewd and because I work the night shift when most people are asleep, I have ample time to think and contemplate my descisions. A while back, I figured that this would be the best use of my three wishes. As to why the wishes, ALL will be revealed in do time."

Turning back to the scroll, I consider my next action carefully.