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You go to the department store where your ex Heidi works. She works in the cosmetics department at the perfume and cologne counter. You walk in and see her helping a blonde lady select a perfume.

After she finishes, you approach her.

"What do you want?" she asks.

"I just bought these chocolates, and saw you working, and just wanted to know if you want one."

"Look, we're not getting back together," she said. "I dumped you. Kyle is my boyfriend now."

"Geez," you say, "can't you just accept one lousy chocolate?"

"Fine," she takes one and eats it.

"Now," you say with a smirk.

1) Quit your job, spend the rest of the day trying to get guys to let you jack them off with your hair, then come to my house after you get six guys to agree.

2) Strip to your underwear and do your best to have all the other employees here to let you perform oral sex on them.

3) Go to the salon and shave a stripe down your head then come to my house

4) strip naked, climb on the counter and do a sexy dance until you're fired

5) Something else