[Turn the door handle into a cock]

"Good." Casey pulls at the phallic shaped door handle and jumps back in glee as is transforms into a real, albeit flaccid penis.

"Ew, what-the-fuck!" She exclaims as her number one desire manifests in front of her. "The door handle turned into a cock! Wait... and now there's some writing appearing above it."

[Looks like this door knob could use some polish]

[It's amazing what a little saliva can accomplish]

"Oh, fuck. Fuck! Do I have to suck this thing off to open the door? No, no, no. This is already completely different!" Casey moans in sexual frustration, hesitating only to imagine all of the ways that she could pleasure the magnificent specimen presented before her.

"I'm going to find and kill that voice." Casey mutters, obviously referring to the small, almost inaudible voice inside of her head that was telling her not to suck the beautiful appendage limp in front of her.

"Imaginary friend's name, did you do this!?" Casey accused her imaginary friend, wanting someone to thank for such providence.