[Chapter IV.I] A Foe With Big Tits?

The latest Dark Mercenary wriggles out from beneath your grip, her face dark and bruised from the lost fight.

“How many of you must I beat before I can level up?” you grumble. “I don’t even want to fuck you lot anymore, you dumb non-virgins that can’t even come up with new, witty dialogue.”

“There are others you could fight,” the Dark Mercenary says darkly.

A shaft of moonlight sets an ominous glow to her face.

“There’s nobody else to fight! I’ve beat both you and the Maiden Thieves, and you know, while I’d love to go back into town and beat up the old grannies there, they don’t have any good loot.”

“That’s on you to figure out then,” the Dark Mercenary says. With a swish and a swoosh, she disappears into the night. Out of the dark air, a crisp piece of paper slowly floats down to the ground. You pick it up, and find a rough hand-drawn sketch of a lady. She looks fierce, with a huge blade, and she also happens to have huge tits.

“This can’t be real,” you mutter, but it’s just then that a light spills down from above.

“OF COURSE SHE IS REAL,” the Dark Lord Elmo says, his voice booming out from all directions around you. “ELMO HAS SEEN HER AND SHE IS SUPER HOT AND SHE HAS MASSIVE J-CUP TITS.”

“Who is she?” you ask, suddenly **** for a chance to “meet” her.

“SHE IS THE ONE WHO LEADS THE DARK MERCENARIES IN THEIR RAIDS AGAINST THE COMMON PEOPLE! YOU MUST FIND HER AND DEFILE HER FOR THE DARK CAUSE.”

“Well, I’d better do that with my hard cock,” you say.

“YOU COULD ALSO USE ONE OF MINE,” Dark Lord Elmo suggests.

“No thanks,” you say. “And also, you have more than one?”

“SURE, ELMO IS A BIG FAN OF KEEPING STEEL-HARD BIRDS. IT’S NOT JUST BIG BIRD THAT I KEEP AROUND, YOU KNOW,” Elmo says.

“Well, I am still going to do it with my own cock. It feels better that way,” you explain.

There is a brief pause as the Dark Lord considers your words.

“VERY WELL, SEE YOU LATER, HAVE FUN, MAKE SURE TO KILL A COUPLE MORE DARK MERCENARIES FOR ELMO SO THAT YOU CAN LEVEL UP!”

“Why can’t I level up already?” you complain, but you sense a weighty presence lifting off your chest, and now you’re standing alone with a sketch of a lady with J-cup tits.