*Erin's Dossier on Lati*

Available only after sleeping with Erin

Name: Lati Black

Age: 18 (skipped a year in HS)

College year: Sophomore

Race: Mixed

Hair color: Brunette

Height: 5’ 2

Weight: 120lbs

Bra size: DD (natural)

Build: Cutey, Petite 'n Curvy, Stacked Shorty

Hometown: somewhere unimportant

Major: Human Rights / Nursing

Hobby: Lati describes herself as a 'humanitarian' and organizes philanthropy and community outreach programs. She's active in several social circles, too, the fucking social climbing cunt. She hosts numerous friends and friends of friends in her sorority room.

Clubs and sorority roles: Delta Delta Sorority Executive Committee, Delta Delta Sorority Charity Activities (founder), College Humanitarians (VP), Animal Rights Activists (Treasurer), Collegeville Community Outreach (President). Lati is in a bunch of other clubs / groups unaffiliated with the college or Delta Delta.

DELTA DELTA SORORITY FILE:

Current Seniority Rank: 19th (of 131) exceptionally high for a sophomore, would be higher if not for my (Erin's) private vote of no-confidence

Positions Held: Founded the Delta Delta Sorority Charity Activities group, former Pledge Master, former Pledge Class President

Favorite Body Part: her innocent fucking face

Least Fave Body Part: "my boobs, idk I think they're, like, too big!" the fucking little suck-up...

Guy Type: Idealists, chill stoners, socialists

Secret Ambition: "I just want to live in a world where we all help each other, where we finally overcome povety, hunger..." I (Erin) can't even write this drivel. This girl is a pro con.

Secret Fear: when I crush her in public finally

****: Weed, ****, hippy stoner ****,

Secret Event(s): Although purportedly unrelated to Lati, her freshman year sorority roommate, Anastasia, had a psychotic episode over the course of Spring into Summer. Lati and Anastasia were friends before pledging Delta Delta.

Lati renovated her room (formerly a double) into a single over this past summer *WITHOUT MY PERMISSION*. This illegal and unapproved work gutted an older section from the house that had been boarded up since being used for disciplinary purposes in the 1960s.

Pledge Class Name: Mrs. Perfect

SEXUAL PROFILE:

Sexuality: "straight", but Lati has a lot of people up to her room at all hours, smoking and 'chilling', both male and female.

Virginity: Lati claims it was freshman year with her first BF. I don't buy that.

High School Sexual History: "just, like, a little fooling around and stuff"

Kinks: "Snuggling, light petting", sappy shit.

Taboos: "Lack of consent, taking advantage"

Hard Limits: too numerous to list. This girl would have you think she was a blushing nun.

College BFs: Lati dated a few guys in monogamous, but rapid-fire succession freshman year. Significantly: Sigma Pi President (wonder where she got that idea from...), Arthur Blake (took her virginity, now member of Theta frat), Tim Taylor (BF most of spring and throughout summer, responsible for the illegal renovation of Lati's room)

Recent Porno history: Lati's internet history is suspect: too clean and too little activity. She must be running something to block my (Erin's) access to her machine. Cell-phone is virginal, cute cat videos and stupid stoner memes.

Erin would be very interested if you could get her an update by searching Lati's room. In fact, the more incriminating evidence you can accumulate on Lati for Erin, the better.

What Erin imagines Lati to be like secretly:

What Erin imagines Lati to be like secretly