(Bimbo) Lucy's (Useless, Dangerous) Key Quest!

Lucy's mental faculties had been withered away completely. She now truly symbolized her long, blonde hair. She happily strolled down the busy market place, her arms stretched out a bit, her mouth humming a bright tune. She was ready to....what was she there for again? Oh, right, Zodiac keys. She collects them for...some reason.

"Hey!....Hey! You! The blonde bombshell in the mini-skirt!" Someone was calling her attention. She looked over at the man, a middle aged, balding, fat man who seemed to own a small stall on this market street. The stall was filled with bottles. The man was pointing straight at her. "Yeah, you! You look perfect for this, you wanna make some extra dough?"

"Dough..." She gingerly placed the tip of her index finger on her chin and looked up, trying to think. "Um...doesn't that need to be baked first?..."

"What? No, you dummy, I mean, do you wanna make some extra money, what else could that possibly mean?"

"Oh, money...what would I need money for?" She asked, walking over to the loud seller.

"What? Money makes the world go round, sweet cheeks."

"Oh, that makes sense!" Lucy said, imagining trillions of bills of money literally spinning the Earth around its axis.

"Now tell me, girly, what do you want most in the world."

"In the world? Ummm....it was....Oh., right! To find Zodiac Keys!"

"What? What the hell is a Zodiac Key, toots?"

"Oh, well, um, they're...it's probably better if I just show you."

She took out a golden key, doing her usual pose to summon one of her spirits. "Open, gate of the Maiden, Virgo!"

In a brilliant flash of light that caught the attention of a number of passing people, Virgo made her entrance, wearing her bikini maid outfit.

"Princess! You have finally called me! You're in grave danger. You are..." Her voice seemed urgent at first, but very quickly, her speech started to slur a little. When she corrected it, she didn't seem as concerned anymore, speaking more normally. "You are in the thrall of a very powerful demon of Zeref, Nexis..."

"Zeref?...Who is that again?..." Lucy asked, having forgotten most of her important information when she was dumbed down.

"It...It matters not..." Virgo said, bowing to her. "It is all right. His power is too great, and we have no way out of it for now. You will soon be ****, and I can only wish I could receive that kind of punishment. Oh, I know!"

The beautiful Virgo turned her somewhat uncaring eyes to the stall owner. "Sir, this girl has been turned into a bimbo. She will believe just about anything you say as long as you give her even a flimsy reason for it."

"Oh...that would explain a bit...but why are you telling me this?"

"In the hopes that you'll punish us, sir."

"Well...how about degrading work for free? Is that punishment?"

"Absolutely, sir. I am at your command, and Lucy is at your mercy."

"Wow, this is...very convenient. Are you....sure?"

"Why don't you try her?"

The Stall Owner turned to Lucy. "Oh, hey, Lucy, uh...it turns out, I'm your father!"

"Oh, that's wonderful!" Lucy suddenly said, running and hugging him tightly. "It makes sense, the man I thought was my dad treated me so badly..."

"Yeah, so...of course you'll work for me, right?"

"Anything for you, daddy!"

"This is gonna be awesome...Okay, here, let's try this out..."